ZoukOut 2009 - 人间地狱

Volkswagen sponsored the official car of ZoukOut '09, so there i was, helping out at the VIP booth from 8pm-8am on the weekend. Initially me and Dee were supposed to only man the booth and tick the guest list plus give out drink coupons....until the crowd started getting overwhelming.

Us at one of e 4 VWCar & Bars on e beach

10 models were hired to stick tattoos on people..

But when the crowd started piling in, me and Dee had to do the job ourselves (for free). And with our bare hands and water bottles coz all the water sprays died after less than 1 hr and there weren't enough to go around. Although i hardly wanna recall the horrific scenes that happened that night, here's a rightful description of hell-on-earth 2009.

People got wasted really early like 2am..and puking beside us. This girl fainted in the middle of the party due to intoxication and we had to call security to drag her to this puke corner. Consequently during the night various pukees came over to this highly magnetic spot, what my colleague called "The Fengshui Spot" and kept puking, then sitting in their own vomit. We helped by burying the puke and calling security while another pukee would return to the spot again, and slump unknowingly onto "The Fengshui Spot".

I should at least be paid for pasting this on with my bare hands!! :X

Plenty of drunk guys came over to our booth to ask for tattoos to be pasted onto them and many in awkward places. I don't think we could say no then. The models were roaming all over the beach and there just weren't enough people to cater to tattoo pasting demand at our booth..sigh. *Dettol please*

At 4am bodies were strewn all over the beach, totally spannered.

Getting to the loo was like walking through the gates of Haw Par Villa's 'Lake of Fire' for sinners. (I seriously had a flashback on the spot to my primary school days when the parents brought us to HPV.) Gay men dancing hip to hip (i never knew SG had this many gays..not that i'm against them, but seeing them live and intoxicated is a really frightening experience especially since most are very well-built.) and women in various states of undress, mostly being groped and 'helpfully carried' by guys who were only too willing. *rolls eyes*

Dee was saying if the parents of these clubbers were here to see their children in this state it would totally break their hearts. I agree. I don't see how drinking bitter liquid and getting spannered and taken advantage of is any fun. Plus the music SUCKED big time. Which part of house/trance music excites anybody?!

Well i can't say the party was all stupid though (despite being a gay/drunkard's/cheap female paradise and although i won't go back again even if u paid me), coz we made friends with 3 pretty cute NTU guys who stayed sober throughout the party. :)

And our car display rocked!

And we did get to stay in Rasa Sentosa for a while...(saw Chao GuoHui at the lift lobby probably waiting to join the gay party)

Damn chio view of the sunrise

Here's a pic with 2 of my besties from work too!

Yepyep..that rather sums up my traumatic experience of ZoukOut 2009. Sinner's Party on Sentosa beach!